Archive for December, 2006

The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

Wednesday, December 27th, 2006

My wife got me “The Complete Calvin and Hobbes” for Christmas – truly one of the best gifts ever received by yours truly. The entirety of Bill Watterson’s decade of genius bound smartly in three lovely hard-cover volumes, contained then in an equally eye-catching box. Each page is a faint creme color so as to set off the pure white daily strips, three to a page, with the publication dates at the bottom. The Sunday prints fill an entire page in full color, also with the publication date at the bottom.

I know what I’ll be reading during my week off :-)

God bless us, every one.

Monday, December 25th, 2006

“For to us a child is born, to us a son is given, and the government will be on his shoulders. And he will be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.”- Isaiah 9:6

Merry Christmas, everybody :-)

Ask Dan #6: ASKED AND ANSWERED

Friday, December 22nd, 2006

Q: How does percocet [sic] work? And why does it make you feel so good?

A: Alright Val, I’m answering your question – and Jake, I know you work for “big pharma” but I’m gonna do my best to answer this correctly – so lay off if I make some minor gaffes :-)

Percocet is a marketing name for the combination of oxycodone and acetaminophen. Oxycodone is a painkiller synthesized from a component of opium, thebaine, while acetaminophen is commonly found in pharmacies, typically as Tylenol. Because it contains these two different painkillers, it works in two ways:

First, the oxycodone portion binds with opioid receptors in the brain, blocking chemical messages from the body that indicate you are in pain. Second, the acetaminophen inhibits the production of a body enzyme called a prostaglandin which binds with the same opioid receptors and signals pain or inflammation.

So in short, the oxycodone shields the brain from the pain messengers, while the acetaminophen turns down the volume on the pain message itself.

So why does Percocet make you feel so loopy and/or happy? This is likely because the oxycodone also binds to the type of chemical receptors in the brain that process mood-altering chemicals, such as serotonin and dopamine. It should be noted that not all takers of Percocet feel happier – some may have hallucinations and nightmares, though the commonly reported result is at least mild euphoria :-)

Alright…that’s my answer! I’ll take a break from Ask Dan this week since we have Christmas and the New Year, but that doesn’t mean I’m taking a break from the site.

Ciao!

Monte Montgomery

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

Peep this dude’s incredible cover of Hendrix’s “Little Wing”:

Geek it up, Arthouse Style

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

I just hit an excellent link off Kottke’s site for the DrawerGeeks. These folks create clusters of illustrations depicting fictional characters and themes. They’ve covered everything from Harry Potter to childhood nightmares, and below is a fine example from their Santa Clause set:
Just Married

Under the Bus

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

As I got off the interstate this morning on my way to work, I pulled up behind, then beside a city bus covered in an ad graphic. Nothing peculiar about that in general, except this bus was wrapped to look as if it was driving in the opposite direction. The back of the bus was made to look as if there was a front windshield with the driver and a marquee that read, “Life comes at you fast”, and along the side, you could see “windows” with terrified or at least worried passengers staring out. Below the windows you could see the Nationwide logo.

Pretty clever, boys. Pretty clever.

The Company Stooge

Monday, December 18th, 2006

I was in Target yesterday shopping for a Christmas gift for my Mother-in-law when I approached the Electronics section. There he was – a tall, nerdy looking gentleman speaking enthusiastically to some would-be customers by the Microsoft Zune kiosk.

As I neared the fellow, I could hear him extolling the virtues of the little would-be iPod competitor. Why on earth would somebody be so excited about this device which has received so many lukewarm reviews by periodicals and consumers alike?

The camera tightens on a badge dangling from the guy’s neck beside an “XBOX” logo on his shirt, and we see Microsoft employee credentials.

There it is. A paid, card-carrying MS stooge hawking sub-standard electronics to unsuspecting shoppers on the basis of what you can do with the Zune “when it gets popular.” This man was on the premises from 10 am to 6 pm every day until Christmas, sanctioned by Target, to promote MS’ non-software wares – the Zune and XBOX.

Blech. Just what I need at my big-box retail chain…a salesman.

Ask Dan #6

Sunday, December 17th, 2006

What it is, my doge?

Time for week six in the dopey Ask Dan series. I know there’s but one week ’till Christmas, but I have nothing to do at work these last few days, so bring on the questions!

Post ‘em in the comments section, and as usual, I’ll pick one by Wednesday, answering on Friday.

Ask Dan #5: ASKED AND ANSWERED

Friday, December 15th, 2006

Q: What’s the history behind Kwanzaa, and who decided to make it start the day after Christmas?

A: This question came from my sis-in-law. Way to go, Elizabeth, you finally commented on one of my posts. Took you long enough :-)

Anyway, before I proceed with my answer, I want to preface, because YES, I AM afraid of offending people, and if that makes me a pansy, so what. No shame in being a pansy because I don’t want to upset folks, and I’m not compromising my beliefs in the process.

So conceptually, I have no problem with Kwanzaa. One of my close friends, and a former room mate in College, suggested that I and my apartment mates celebrate with him on year. He taught us all about it, and I can say after my experience that the modern, common celebration of Kwanzaa is purely cultural – and community focused. No black supremacy, no anti-Christian notions. In fact, a lot of the concepts mesh nicely with tenets of Christianity – faith, and unity particularly.

The origins, however, are not so easy to talk about for three reasons.

First, the official Kwanzaa website is so vague in many of its explanations, and so biased towards the positive image of the holiday that it avoids any difficult questions. No reason is given for why the holiday starts the day after Christmas, and runs for a week through New Year’s Day.

Second, it’s difficult to find any clear historical research without digging through the emotionally charged opposition. Most opponents tie the holiday to the founder’s criminal and Marxist past, and allege strong Afrocentrism and anti-white sentiment. The WikiPedia entry isn’t very reliable since a fair number of its sources are fierce opponents, whether black or white. While the founder does have a criminal and Marxist past, it is a logical error to assume that the holiday and its celebration are problematic. And while the holiday is indeed Afrocentric, it is neither exclusionary nor anti-white.

Finally, the media speaks about Kwanzaa like its walking on wet rice paper with soccer cleats. Almost nothing about its past is explained, and almost nothing (and what little is often incorrect) about why it starts the day after Christmas.

So…since the question is about it’s history and the reason for its date of celebration, I’ll keep that part of the answer rather short. I’ve done some further digging to shore up my response, so rest assured, I’m not just jumping on one bandwagon or another.

Kwanzaa was started in 1966 by Ron Karenga to provide a holiday for blacks in America that celebrates their own history and culture. It was during Karenga’s leadership of a black nationalist group in California, and the latter stages of the Civil Rights movement in America, that the holiday was developed, so it’s no surprise that a need was felt to celebrate the pre-slavery African heritage of most blacks in the United States. Kwanzaa’s visibility and broader celebration didn’t begin until sometime around the turn of the 21st century. The name and terms for objects/rites come from Swahili, according to Karenga, so blacks wouldn’t realize it was an American holiday. He felt that blacks wouldn’t celebrate it if the thought it wasn’t actually African.

This admission by Karenga comes right before his reason for choosing the day after Christmas in a May, 1978 interview with the Washington Post. Karenga said, “…I put it around Christmas because I knew that’s when a lot of Bloods were partying.” Since the LA gang, The Bloods, wasn’t formally organized by this time, it’s assumed that Karenga was using a slang term for black people in his interview. As much as Karenga’s statement sounds like a throw-away comment, or a trivialization of the date chosen, it supports the notion that Kwanzaa was originally created as an alternative holiday for black people, whose cultural history didn’t include Christmas until they were brought to America as slaves.

Okay, there’s my answer, and a foray into a “hot” topic. I’m sure I’ll get some fun comments about this one. Maybe.

Keep your collective eyes peeled for the next installment!

A Night at the Opera

Thursday, December 14th, 2006

Please, oh please, oh PLEASE go straightway to my brother Mugs’ site and read his latest poem.

It’s terrifying, haunting, and awesome.

And Mugs? Now that you’re pretty much finished with the semester, how ’bout putting up some more of your stuff?