Archive for April, 2007

Ask Dan Lives!!!

Friday, April 27th, 2007

Q: Are you still doing Ask Dan? If so here’s my question: what would you do if you were President of the US?

A: Elizabeth, you first have to realize that I’d never want the responsibility and 24/7 pressure of the office of President of the United States of America. So much stress. No rest. No real time off. For at least four years.

Unless you’re kicked out…

So here’s what I’d do. I’d throw the first ever Oval Office Keg Party. For realz. I’d have heads of state doing keg stands while members of my cabinet bonged cheap brew from another keg in the corner. The secret service would be around to make sure nobody drove home under the influence, and to keep things from getting too rowdy. Then we’d all go for a ride in Marine One, buzzing the tops of well-to-do townhouses in Old Town Alexandria before landing in the middle of I-95, just to disrupt things a little more.

I figure that’d get me impeached in less than a year. And if not? I could always start a war with Luxembourg, or something.

ADMINISTER FREQUENT, SAVAGE BEATINGS

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

How do you solve a problem like Maria? A hilarious post on McSweeney’s seems to have some ideas…

Hey there, Big Brother!!

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

Just read an interesting article on Wired’s Gadget Lab about lip-reading software for the UK’s millions of CCTV cameras.

And the British worry that they’re “sleep-walking into a surveillance society.

Bloggin’ from the Islands

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

Sunday morning my wife and I will head off to St. Martin in the Caribbean for a week vacation with her mom and sister. My hope is to hit up some WiFi action and blog the crap out of my vacation. I’ll have my digital camera and tripod with me as well, and I just bought a 2 gig memory card, so I hope to be snapping pictures by the hundred.

One day in particular should be interesting. The popular photo site, Flickr, created a special group called 24 hours of Flickr in which the members are to document their day on May 5th with photographs. The members will then select what they feel is the best photo of their day and submit it to the group. My hope is that this day alone will provide me with dozens of pictures to add to my library, especially since I’ll be in such an idyllic location.

The end of this week can’t come soon enough!!!

Blog import on VIRBº

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

VIRBº finally rolled out the blog import feature.

Thanks to Joshua Blankenship for the heads up. Now I’ll finally have some content on my profile page since I write on my own site with reasonable frequency.

The right of the People to keep their collective mouth shut, grin, and bear it, shall not be infringed.

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

There’s a lot of fuss over the 2nd Amendment of the US Constitution. You know the one:

A well regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed.

The largest argument around this issue is the concept of gun control. Should civilians be allowed to carry guns? If so, what kind? And where shall the be allowed to carry them? Can they be concealed? Should there be a background check? A waiting list?

I’m going to settle this really fast, here. Haughty though that sounds after decades of debate, I still feel that most people here have clouded the issue because they don’t understand their own language. You see, the 2nd Amendment says nothing whatsoever about guns.

Seriously.

It talks about arms. And the dictionary tells us that first and foremost, “arms” are simply “weapons.” That means that the US Constitution is simply telling us that we have the right to carry weapons. It doesn’t say that we can carry any weapon we choose.

That being said, I think that 2nd Amendment debates too narrowly focus on a perceived central issue when guns are merely a peripheral issue. When viewed in that light, you can put as many civilian restrictions on arms as you want, and you’re not violating anybody’s constitutional rights.

Just don’t try to take my pocket knife away…

Stupid Headlines Designed to Bait Readers

Friday, April 20th, 2007

CNN Money has a link, as of this writing, that’s on their main page to an article titled, “Report: Apple TV sales sluggish” – certainly an eye-catching article title for most gadget heads and IT folks, or anyone caught up in the Apple hype these days.

The details, however, are far less substantive. That link takes you to the Business 2.0 blog (and Business 2.0 has such realistic tech reporting). It turns out the post on the Biz-too-oh-crap blog is only halfway about “sluggish” Apple TV sales in the first place – it shares time with news that Target is expected to start carrying the device. Their information comes second hand from AppleInsider and focuses on news from “a contact within one Best Buy store.” Best Buy, of course, hasn’t been very Apple Friendly in the past, but “a contact within one Best Buy store”? Come on! That justifies the entire CNN Money link title of “Report: Apple TV sales sluggish”? Calling it a “report” uses a charged word which reminds readers of a “study” or some other more detailed and credible primary resource.

Maybe the sales are sluggish. That doesn’t concern me. I’m not buying one any time soon. But that sort of baiting really draws my ire.

The Need to Win

Friday, April 20th, 2007

Today Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid stated that he believes we have lost the war in Iraq. This pissed off a lot of people, namely the pseudo-opposition party of Republicans.

Why? And that’s a two-part “why” by the way; First, why are the Republicans so upset with the mere notion the we’ve lost? Why, also, did it take so long for a major political leader to step forward and call a spade a spade?

I think the answer to both questions are intertwined because I believe that ultimately both of the US’ major parties have similar goals and definitions of “America’s best interests.”

The Republicans and Democrats alike avoid admitting defeat because of some fear that an American war loss will somehow cause the collapse of our country’s standing on the world stage. And some Republican leaders are grandstanding, with such a gem as this:

“I can’t begin to imagine how our troops in the field, who are risking their lives every day, are going to react when they get back to base and hear that the Democrat leader of the United States Senate has declared the war is lost,” said Senate GOP leader Mitch McConnell, R-Kentucky.

Since when did it mean that declaring a cause lost was the same as withdrawing support for troops? If we really have the best intentions for our soldiers, shouldn’t we be willing to acknowledge that continued war is equivalent to throwing them at the wall? Sure, many soldiers may be willing to fight, and may believe in the same cause, but there’s no logic in the statement that a desire to bring them home out of harms way is a lack of support.

Tech firm 37signals posted a software-development topic on their blog today which discussed “giving up” in an intriguing fashion – recognizing sunk costs, opportunity costs of continuing, and knowing when to stop because moving forward is simply a waste of resources best used elsewhere. As Mr. Hansson says:

That’s where the concept of sunk cost gives us a guide on what to do. It doesn’t [matter] what you’ve already spent. That time and money is gone. It only matters whether spending what’s left is worth it or not.

And perhaps that’s why Senator Reid is finally willing to recognize a loss. Maybe (probably) it’s politics, or maybe he understands that transforming Iraq into the USA’s picture of “democracy” isn’t worth the lives of our youth, the little goodwill we have left in international diplomacy, and the tax dollars of Americans.

DICK CHENEY IN AN ELABORATE LATEX DISGUISE THAT TAKES FIVE HOURS TO APPLY

Wednesday, April 18th, 2007

McSweeney’s has a hilarious piece up about Democratic Presidential candidates.

Model Behavior

Wednesday, April 18th, 2007

Clay Risen writes a response for The Morning News‘ “The Non-Expert” this week about modeling. Check it out and laugh your $400 jeans off.

Once again…this exemplifies why Ask Dan never had a fighting chance :-)