Comments on: Ask Dan #7: ASKED AND ANSWERED

By: Jacob Kelly

Jacob Kelly — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 14:27:49 +0000

this envelope has spooge on it…who…I think I’m just going to hang it up in Restaraunt.

Oh an mugsy..you’re more than welcome to visit my hard place.

By: Mugs

Mugs — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 01:53:33 +0000

I’m going to ask this, and it has needed to be asked, and while I doubt your answer will be satisfactory in making me recant my quest to banish this particular flim-flammery from spoken (and written) [and Braille] English, I will ask it nonetheless:

What is the mysterious “hard place” alluded to in one of the overused, overpopular, absolutely nauseating phrase “caught between a rock and a hard place”?

Screw the pooch. She’s begging you.

By: Robertomundo

Robertomundo — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 22:16:51 +0000

Question successfully answered…bravo and a cup of gravy!

By: Ploafmaster General

Ploafmaster General — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 17:18:48 +0000

Hey now, Chris

Just because Brad Pitt is a celebrity tool doesn’t mean he’s ALL bad.

Ocean’s 11
Fight Club
Snatch
Se7en
12 Monkeys
etc…

Unless you hated all of those, of course.

But yeah, the question was a little too late for the cut, but even if it hadn’t been, Robert’s question was just so immensely hilarious to me that I couldn’t resist.

By: chriswho

chriswho — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 16:49:46 +0000

So Brad Pitt can read? Or is he just that familiar with the “mating call of a Soderbergh screenplay” that he can recognize it anywhere?

I guess I was too late with my ‘Dick in a Box’ question. Oh well …

By: Jacob Kelly

Jacob Kelly — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 15:16:30 +0000

Who coined the term “Sultan of Swat” for Babe Ruth?

By: George Bush, the WB

George Bush, the WB — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 15:11:31 +0000

I think your story sucks. P.S. I’m going to start reading your mail. BIATCH!