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Category Archives: Ask Dan
The Real Ask Dan #10
Q: If a nuclear war happened at Florida State (in the middle of the woods, on a mime), would anyone care? A: Well, Mugs, that depends…would my sister-in-law still be there? If so, then yes, I and the rest of … Continue reading
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Ask Dan’s Last Stand
Alrighty…two weeks in a row and the ol’ question pool is dry as a bone. This is Ask Dan’s last chance before I take it out back and shoot it… Post any questions in the comments section, or at least … Continue reading
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Ask Dan #10
Q: … A: … So yeah, I think you get the picture. Here, on the 10th Ask Dan, we see the pseudo-feature fall into dereliction. So if anyone else out there still things this is amusing, post your questions in … Continue reading
What “Ask Dan” only wishes it could be…
I just read the most hilarious take on wine selection from a link off of Kottke.org. I merely hope that someday I can hone my weekly feature into something close to the caliber of “The Non-Expert.”
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Ask Dan #9
Q: Why is tortellini shaped so strange? A: Food question! And Italian food, no less! Way to go, Chris. Let’s see if I can address this in a coherent manner… After looking into the matter, I’ve discovered that there are … Continue reading
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Ask Dan #8
Q: What is the mysterious “hard place” alluded to in one of the overused, overpopular[sic], absolutely nauseating phrase “caught between a rock and a hard place”? A: I’ll ignore the fact the Mugs is making a big deal out of … Continue reading
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A small change…
You know, I realized just now that posting a slug for the next Ask Dan is ridiculous. So here’s what I’m gonna do: 1. I’m still deciding which question I’ll answer by the end of the day Wednesday, unless I … Continue reading
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Ask Dan #7: ASKED AND ANSWERED
Q: A multi-faceted question for a multi-faceted guy. If you found yourself alone on the Serengeti with nothing but a pocketwatch[sic] and a barometer, how would each of the following allow you to survive: a) Sucking the lifemilk[sic] from a … Continue reading
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Ask Dan #7
Happy New Year!!! Lucky number 7 on the first day of ought-seven! As usual, post your questions in the comments section, and I’ll pick one by Wednesday for answering on Friday. Ciao! Daniel
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Ask Dan #6: ASKED AND ANSWERED
Q: How does percocet [sic] work? And why does it make you feel so good? A: Alright Val, I’m answering your question – and Jake, I know you work for “big pharma” but I’m gonna do my best to answer … Continue reading
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