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Here’s a bright idea: Shut Up.

Really Pointless Rant. I HATE this commercial:

It’s particularly close to the end, right around 25 seconds where the glowing ball of idiocy states that he’s going to “go work [his] abs” and the lady beside him replies incredulously, “You have abs?”

Why does this drive me bonkers? Because she’s already speaking, with no apparent shock or horror, TO A FLOATING AND GLOWING BALL THAT TALKS!!! Why is she so surprised the the thing has abs, but not that it can talk, float, and most mysteriously, use a treadmill?!?

I know this is a commercial, but come on Discover. How do you expect me to be half-way interested when your ads feel so contrived and ridiculous?

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